I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
