think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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