Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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