It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Randomize
