i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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