I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her