whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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