bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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