You just made me feel so damn special
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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