3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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