At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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