you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You're like the curious george of whores
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
