i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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