What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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