I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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