I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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