I hate all girls vehemently.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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