Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Randomize
