Got a toothbrush?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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