It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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