singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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