Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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