I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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