He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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