i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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