Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
