That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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