the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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