it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
