I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
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What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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