ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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