Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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