Your face is a jimmy john
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm sobbing to NWA
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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