I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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