I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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