I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
That's when you crack a 10am beer
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
