Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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