I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
did i just pee glitter
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I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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