I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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