That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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