at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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