Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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