i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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