...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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