in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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