He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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