i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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