Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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