For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just want to make out with him forever
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
That's how pantless uber rides happen
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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