I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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