Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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