when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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