How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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