i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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