Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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