I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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